July 23, 2012
A) A Canadian thief walked into a 7-Eleven and tried to steal what he thought were two breakfast sandwiches. But the "sandwiches" were actually plastic! When the man realized they were inedible fake props, he threw one away and kept the other. But he eventually gave them back undamaged.
B) Talk about an ugly mug! A Georgia woman got in trouble after she called 911 to complain about a picture of herself. Her mug shot was apparently featured on the cover of "Bad & Busted," a magazine about local criminals. She was arrested and booked -- again.
C) If you're going to do something stupid, don't post pictures of yourself doing it online. That's what three Burger King employees did after they stomped on containers of lettuce at their Ohio restaurant. The picture ended up on the internet and the workers were fired.
July 16, 2012
A) A Russian man broke into a home and tried to rob it, but he didn't get very far. Moscow police found him sprawled out on the homeowner's bed curled up next to a vodka bottle fast asleep.
B) A Dallas man decided to make a grand entrance when he crashed his pickup truck into a mall -- naked! After getting out of the truck, he walked over to a sporting goods store and started trying clothes on, including a pair of Air Jordans. No one was hurt except maybe his pride. He was arrested.
C) A New York man walked into a drugstore and tried to rob the pharmacy wearing a "Mr. T" mask. But this wasn't the first time he went incognito. He robbed the same pharmacy last week disguised as "Mike Tyson"! Police are investigating whether he's connected to another robbery by a "Richard Nixon."
July 09, 2012
A) A man broke into a Subway restaurant and stole nine bags of potato chips. He may have gotten away with it if it weren't for the trail of empty bags that lead police straight to him. Now he's being held on bail.
B) A would-be robber found him self between a rock and a hard place -- literally. He propped up a garage door and started to crawl inside when his head got stuck underneath the door -- for NINE hours! A manager found him in the morning and called police. He tried to say he was fixing the door.
C) A Pennsylvania man skipped town to avoid paying his child support but was lured back with the promise of a bogus role in a Jennifer Aniston movie. He hopped the next flight and was greeted by police after he landed.
June 25, 2012
A) A Pennsylvania man spent the last nine years building a two-seat airplane inside his basement. But once it was finished, he couldn't get it out! He had to knock down a wall and pull it out with a truck. His neighbors had no idea until they saw a banner in his front yard that read, "Airplane Removal Wednesday."
B) A Maryland man found himself on the wrong side of the law when he tried to impersonate a police officer. He might have gotten away with it had he not pulled over a real off-duty cop. He was arrested.
C) A Massachusetts woman crashed her car into a golf course and blamed it on the GPS! She said it instructed her to turn left so she drove through a cornfield and into a sand trap. She was arrested for DUI and driving with a suspended license.
June 18, 2012
A) A New York man thought he was sleeping on his friends couch when police woke him, but turns out he was about 20 miles off. The homeowner who found him couldn't wake him up and called police. He was charged with trespassing.
B) A Connecticut man ordered 14 sandwiches but wasn't happy with the food so he used the deli's phone to call 911 and complain. No charges have been filed but the man called the deli back to apologize.
C) In Pennsylvania, a man thought he could get away with setting an apartment on fire by saying it was his dog who started it. But police didn't buy it and now the man is facing arson charges.