An Al Pacino loss, a lack of name recognition and a walk-off win for the winless headline the lucky NFL Week 13 Recap.
2021 NFL Week 13 Recap
Patriots 14
Bills 10
In gale force winds, Bill Belichick basically went to his Navy roots by attempting just three passes (3!), including a historic ONE pass in the first half. The road to the Super Bowl just might have to come through Foxborough (again … eye roll) and visions of a Belichick vs. Brady Super Bowl have to be dancing in the league’s heads.
Broncos 9
Chiefs 22
Is there a safer bet than Andy Reid after a bye? He’s now 20-3 and hasn’t lost such a game since 2017.
Washington 17
Raiders 15
After decades of using an offensive one, Washington is embodying a much better ‘R’ word: Resilient. Winning this game on the other side of the country on a short week against a team with a de facto mini-bye is perhaps the gutsiest Burgundy and Gold victory yet — and sets them up nicely for the season-ending NFC East gauntlet. Dallas beware.
Ravens 19
Steelers 20
Baltimore had a once-in-a-generation drive against Pittsburgh’s worst defense since 1988, but the 30th game between Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh was decided when the latter opted to go for two rather than take the game-tying extra point. Even if Harbaugh’s reasoning is sound (and his movie references on point), the Ravens may just regret not burying the Steelers while they had the chance. Hooo ahhh.
49ers 23
Seahawks 30
I don’t think Seattle makes the playoffs but this was a reminder that Russell Wilson and company won’t just go quietly into the night. The Seahawks are here to play spoiler.
Giants 9
Dolphins 20
Look, I know it’s only the Giants … but Tua is going to mess around and prove to Miami that he’s their guy.
Eagles 33
Jets 18
It’s telling that a 83.9 passer rating for just 18 points against a middle-of-the-road defense represents Zach Wilson’s best game. Maybe they should have been the ones to trade for Gardner Minshew.
Jaguars 7
Rams 37
Von Miller was a bad luck charm for L.A. but lucky week 13 brought the lousy Jaguars to town for Ramsey’s revenge (even though he was dirty) against the franchise that traded him. The Rams still aren’t to be taken seriously unless/until they beat the conference-leading Cardinals in prime-time.
Bucs 30
Falcons 17
Step aside, Arthur Blank. Tom Brady is the owner of the Atlanta Falcons, by virtue of his 10-0 record against his now-division rival. He and Gronk are trying for history and I’m not sure who can stop the present-day Odd Couple.
Cardinals 33
Bears 22
The most impressive part of Arizona’s NFC-best record is the fact that they’re undefeated on the road, becoming only the third team in NFL history to win seven straight road games by double digits in a single season. If the Cardinals keep this up, they won’t have to play any playoff games on the road.
Chargers 41
Bengals 22
Cincy entered this game having scored 30 or more points in 5 of their last 6 but that still wouldn’t have been enough against Justin Herbert. I know Joe Burrow had a busted pinkie but Herbert looks like he’ll be the better quarterback for the long run.
Vikings 27
Lions 29
I can’t even be snarky about this one. Detroit wants to play spoiler down the stretch and they definitely did Sunday while paying tribute to a senseless tragedy that happened close to home.
Colts 31
Texans 0
The question isn’t whether Jonathan Taylor is the Offensive Player of the Year — it’s whether he gets MVP. His 10 straight games with a rushing touchdown puts him in MVP company so hopefully the bias in favor of QBs doesn’t win out this time around.
Cowboys 27
Saints 17
I will never understand how Sean Payton can keep trying to make Taysom Hill a QB — and keep paying him a ton of money to fail at it — and still be considered a quarterback guru. If only Black QBs got such unlimited benefit of the doubt …