The NFL Week 11 Recap includes a dud of a duel, a bad beat and the NFL’s answer to Malice in the Palace.
2019 NFL Week 11 Recap
Chiefs 24
Chargers 17
L.A. and Philip Rivers can’t blame this one on the crappy turf or the Mexican altitude. Rivers is in the midst of his worst two-game stretch of his 16-year career and his record of futility in close games is the stuff of legend. Now that the Chargers’ postseason hopes are little more than a pipe dream, it’s time to start considering a hard reset — if not a full-on rebuild.
Bears 7
Rams 17
If Eddie Jackson’s interception drought is stressful, Chicago must be having a nervous breakdown over Mitchell Trubisky. The Bears’ decision to trade up for the second coming of Josh Freeman rather than Patrick Mahomes or Deshaun Watson is undermining the efforts of a great defense and will haunt Chicago for decades.
Patriots 17
Eagles 10
Even on the first day Tom Brady wasn’t New England’s best passer, the Patriots won a tough road game to somewhat avenge their last Super Bowl loss. It just feels like New England and Baltimore are on a collision course for a rematch for the AFC Championship.
Bengals 10
Raiders 17
Zac Taylor is the sixth coach in the Super Bowl era to lose his first 10 games, and first since Cam Cameron’s ill-fated one-and-done 2007 season in Miami. Who knew hiring a poor man’s Sean McVay would yield poor results?
Cardinals 26
49ers 36
Kyler Murray had a fast start and Chandler Jones kept up his torrid pace, but Arizona’s so bad they can’t even lose right.
But give it up for Jimmy G. He needed to prove he can carry San Fran when necessary, and his first 400-yard, 4-TD game certainly demonstrated that.
Jets 34
Redskins 17
All three of the Jets’ wins have come against the NFC East. If they weren’t a carbon copy of the equally-dysfunctional Redskins (right down to the mistreatment of injured players) they’d be petitioning to switch divisions.
And Washington needs to petition the league for relegating the Redskins. Dwayne Haskins and Derrius Guice teaming up to snap the awful franchise-record streak of 16 straight quarters without a touchdown was nice but the scene at FedEx Field — where the road team has won every game this season — shows we’re far beyond the breaking point here.
“Sell the team! Sell the team!” pic.twitter.com/0oM1vdHtdx
— Jim Brady (@jimbrady) November 17, 2019
Texans 7
Ravens 41
Though the duel between Deshaun Watson and Lamar Jackson failed to live up to its billing, Jackson’s MVP campaign is going strong. During Baltimore’s six-game win streak, he’s outplayed and beaten Watson, Russell Wilson and Tom Brady, and he’s now the first Raven to notch multiple 4-TD games in a season. Sky is the limit for this 22-year-old phenom — and for Mark Ingram’s post-playing career as a hype man.
Cowboys 35
Lions 27
I hate to break it to you Detroit … but you have three wins and your QB might miss the rest of the season. Ugly is here. But it’ll be far uglier if you can’t win in Washington, where everyone feels at home (except the Redskins, of course).
Falcons 29
Panthers 3
Oh, now Atlanta starts playing well. Where the hell was this in September? And October? And in Super Bowl LI?
Saints 34
Bucs 17
Michael Thomas is ridiculous. This man has surpassed 90 catches through 10 games, the first player in NFL history to do so. With or without Drew Brees, every receiving record is in danger if Thomas stays healthy.
Broncos 23
Vikings 27
It wasn’t quite the famous “You Like That?!” game but Kirk Cousins engineered the NFL’s first 20-point halftime comeback in five years, helping Minnesota become the first team in 40 years to score on every second half possession and win after trailing 20 at the half. Dominating Denver would certainly be a better look, but if Captain Kirk can lead the Vikings into Seattle and win a primetime battle with Russell Wilson’s Seahawks, it might be time to start taking Minnesota seriously.
Bills 37
Dolphins 20
When Miami was trying to lose, they won two straight. Now that they’re trying to win, they lose. The Dolphins probably wish they held on to the good, young players they gave up for draft picks now that “Tanking for Tua is off the table.
Jaguars 13
Colts 33
Indy’s 300th franchise win came courtesy of a dominant run game that yielded two 100-yard rushers for the first time since 1985 and the best touchdown celebration of the season. Just imagine if they win the AFC South … we might get beer pong!
Steelers 7
Browns 21
Only the Browns can grab a primetime, season-saving win and make it feel like a loss. Myles Garrett’s brutal act felt like the NFL’s version of the NBA’s Malice in the Palace, and though there were some bad actors in Steeler uniforms, Cleveland’s attitude came off as thuggish and turned what could have been one of the best turnaround stories into another chapter of the sordid history of the Factory of Sadness.