Bad beats, good home finales and a rare on-field family reunion highlight the NFL Week 15 Recap.
2019 NFL Week 15 Recap
Colts 7
Saints 34
Who loves Monday nights more than Drew Brees? A year after setting the all-time passing yardage record against the Redskins on MNF, Brees claimed the all-time touchdown mark and the single-game completion percentage record (96.7%). Unlike Tom Brady, Brees looks like he’s still got enough in the tank to carry New Orleans deep into the postseason.
Bills 17
Steelers 10
Buffalo, in just their second appearance on Sunday Night Football and first since 2007, clinched its second playoff berth in three years and first 10-win season in 20 years. But that wasn’t the biggest drought that ended in Pittsburgh: The Edmunds brothers’ family reunion was the first of its kind in 92 years and one of the greatest stories of the weekend.
Rams 21
Cowboys 44
Knowing full well Philadelphia won in Washington, and with Wade Phillips back in Dallas for revenge, the Cowboys put together their best win of the year — and only victory over a team with a winning record. Both of these teams are woefully underachieving, but L.A.’s payroll and star power makes it a massive disappointment they’re likely to miss the postseason.
Falcons 29
49ers 22
Kyle Shanahan couldn’t complete the sweep of his former teams but still clinched his first playoff berth as a head coach thanks to the Rams’ no-show in Dallas. The Niners better hope for another Rams no-show when they play in San Fran Sunday, or else the regular season-finale in Seattle will be moot.
Vikings 39
Chargers 10
L.A. somehow managed to turn the ball over seven (7!) times to a Vikings team sporting a 1-6 record in the Mountain and Pacific time zones under coach Mike Zimmer. Philip Rivers looks done and Anthony Lynn might be too if he doesn’t give Tyrod Taylor a chance to show what’s he’s got in the Chargers’ final two games.
Browns 24
Cardinals 38
Kenyan Drake’s monster game somewhat overshadowed the duel between the NFL’s last two No. 1 overall picks in what was likely Larry Fitzgerald’s final game in Arizona. Because, you know, Kliff Kingsbury’s pitch to keep Fitz probably won’t include him stepping down as head coach.
Speaking of which, Cleveland’s commitment to Freddie Kitchens should get everyone in that building fired. The Browns clinched their 12th straight non-winning season despite coming into this season amid expectations every bit as big as their talk. It’s almost as if Cleveland is saying “hold my beer” in response to the Redskins’ chronic dysfunction.
Jaguars 20
Raiders 16
The Sea of Hands didn’t happen in Oakland one last time, as the Raiders lost their final game at Oakland Coliseum thanks to Gardner Minshew’s late-game heroics amid a sea of fingers. The Silver and Black’s Bay Area bye-bye may have sucked but Minshew Magic certainly does not.
Eagles 37
Redskins 27
Boy, where do I start? Adrian Peterson solidifying his case for the Hall of Fame. Dwayne Haskins and Terry McLaurin having breakout games with Urban Meyer in the owner’s box. The bad beat to end all bad beats. But while people laud the Redskins for playing the Eagles close in a game that meant everything to Philly and nothing to Old D.C., I’m calling out Josh Norman — the league’s highest-paid corner finally on the field after weeks on the bench — for getting torched for the game-winning touchdown by a guy cut six times and then talking nonsense in the aftermath. If I’m Meyer, I’m not touching this gig and if I’m the NFL, I’m not touching Meyer.
Dolphins 20
Giants 36
His three picks aside, Eli’s farewell was a helluva send-off for a guy with a career .500 record and was really the catalyst for only one of the two Super Bowl runs he was a part of. Yeah, I said it.
Seahawks 30
Panthers 24
Seattle went from falling off their high horse to becoming the first team in 41 years to win 10 one-score games in a season en route to their first 11-win season since their 2014 Super Bowl campaign. If the Seahawks lock up homefield advantage, they’re almost certain to make a return trip.
Patriots 34
Bengals 13
New England certainly didn’t need to cheat to beat Cincinnati, posting their highest scoring output since Week 6 and clinching a playoff berth for the 11th straight season. But of course, that won’t stop the NFL from dragging the Patriots through another ridiculously-named investigation into something blown completely out of proportion.
Bears 13
Packers 21
In the 200th meeting between these storied rivals, Green Bay clinched a playoff berth at Chicago’s expense, sweeping the regular season series for seventh time in the last 11 seasons and 15th time in the last 26 years. The Bears have a lot to answer for.
Broncos 3
Chiefs 23
Drew Lock’s homecoming had him seeing red … red jerseys pummeling him in Kansas City’s best defensive performance of the season to sweep Denver by a combined score of 53-9 and keep the Chiefs in position to grab the 2-seed in the AFC. Considering how much Patrick Mahomes likes to play in the snow, that’ll mean something.
Bucs 38
Lions 17
I’m done calling Jameis Winston “The Human Turnover.” After the NFL’s first back-to-back 450-yard, 4-TD games (but still tossing four picks the last two weeks), he’s now “The Great Equalizer.”
Texans 24
Titans 21
In this week’s reminder that the “Football is a game of inches” cliché is absolutely true, an entire division might be determined by this fluke play. The Week 17 rematch in Tennessee is gonna be great — especially if Mike Vrabel is still in a bad mood.
Jets 21
Ravens 42
In the last Thursday night game of the season, Lamar Jackson made what figures to be his closing statement for MVP by leading Baltimore to back-to-back AFC North titles with his third 5-TD performance of the season, and oh by the way, set the new single-season rushing record by a QB. No matter what Tom Brady tweets, he can’t catch Jackson and the Ravens — literally or figuratively.