It was an unlucky NFL Week 7: Short shorts, historic shutouts, a Super Bowl rematch gone bust, and starting QBs go down.
WASHINGTON — Seven is a lucky number … unless you’re talking about this week in the NFL. WTOP’s Rob Woodfork breaks it down in the weekly NFL Recap.
Redskins 24
Eagles 34
OK Skins fans … time for another Good News/Bad News entry:
Good News: Kirk Cousins is like a Manning.
Bad News: He’s like Archie, the last QB to start his career 0-6 on Monday Night Football.
(AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
AP Photo/Matt Rourke
Falcons 7
Patriots 23
It’s a good thing the fog rolled into New England for this Super Bowl rematch so Matt Ryan couldn’t see the Patriots score 54 unanswered points between the two games, and up the defending champs’ record to 6-2 in Super Bowl rematches the following season. Good thing the Falcons weren’t looking for closure .
(Photo by Adam Glanzman/Getty Images)
Photo by Adam Glanzman/Getty Images
Broncos 0
Chargers 21
Denver suffered their first shutout loss in 25 years because it has no help for their mediocre QB, continuing a dominant — and historic — afternoon for the city of Los Angeles.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
AP Photo/Jae C. Hong
Seahawks 24
Giants 7
Two things have Seattle feeling sexy: Short shorts and playing the lousy Giants. Both just feel like a good day at practice.
(Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images
Cowboys 40
49ers 10
San Francisco can apparently outrun armed robbers but can’t stop a Cowboys home invasion. But the 49ers are still scoring!
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images
Ravens 16
Vikings 24
Dalvin who? Minnesota may be winning with any old quarterback but they’re doing so thanks to a run game that’s still churning up over 146 yards per game since the Dalvin Cook injury. It’s hard not to think the NFC North belongs to the Vikings now.
(Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images)
Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images
Jets 28
Dolphins 31
DeVante Parker’s Lazarus routine fell short but Miami rose from the dead in the fourth quarter despite losing Jay Cutler, forcing two Jets turnovers and holding Gang Green to -4 yards. So much for that f-ing culture change in New York.
(Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)
Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images
Cardinals 0
Rams 33
Good news, bad news for Arizona:
Good – The Cardinals streak of lose-a-game, win-a-game is about to end.
Bad – Carson Palmer’s potential season-ending injury means they won’t be winning many more games this season.
(Photo by Alan Crowhurst/Getty Images)
Photo by Alan Crowhurst/Getty Images
Jaguars 27
Colts 0
Jacksonville’s defense continued their record pace getting to the QB and pitched its first shutout in 11 years, while Indy is pointing fingers after their third loss by 27+ points. We just saw the vast difference between the best and worst teams in the AFC South.
(Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)
Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images
Saints 26
Packers 17
Based on what we saw Sunday, if Brett Hundley really is a Hall of Famer — it’ll be as a running back, not a QB.
(AP Photo/Mike Roemer)
AP Photo/Mike Roemer
Titans 12
Browns 9 (OT)
If by “recharged and refocused ” DeShone Kizer means “turnt and terrible, ” then Cleveland’s miserable game of musical chairs at QB seems destined to continue. The Browns lead the NFL with 17 interceptions and seem like a lock to top 20 picks — regardless of who plays QB — when they face the swarming Vikings defense next week in London.
(AP Photo/David Richard)
AP Photo/David Richard
Panthers 3
Bears 17
In what was supposed to be a QB battle between the strong, silent type vs. the Pretty Boy Assassin , Eddie Jackson stole the show on a lousy anniversary by becoming the first player in NFL history to score two defensive touchdowns of 75+ yards in a single game, and the first in a decade to run back a fumble and a pick in the same game. Considering Chicago is the first team in 67 years to win a game with seven or fewer pass attempts and five or fewer first downs, the Bears need to get more from Mitch Trubisky and that offense in New Orleans next week.
(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast
Bucs 27
Bills 30
LeSean McCoy finally got on track by rushing for 91 yards and two touchdowns, including the game-tying score late in the fourth quarter. Shady better keep up that production if Buffalo is going to stay on course for a wild card berth.
(Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images)
Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images
Chiefs 30
Raiders 31
What. A. Game.
In a showcase of excellent team speed on both offenses, Kareem Hunt became just the second player in NFL history to tally 1,000 scrimmage yards in his first seven career games, Amari Cooper became the first Raider in over 50 years to top 200 receiving yards in a game, Alex Smith stayed on course for MVP, and Derek Carr threw the NFL’s first TD on an untimed down to end the fourth quarter since Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary of 2015.
Throw in Marshawn Lynch going Beast Mode on a ref (and then staying in the stadium on the sly ) and the luckiest catch we’ve seen in years— and the NFL finally had their best game of the week in the leadoff spot.
(Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images