Last minute D.C. sports-themed Halloween costume ideas

We know you don’t want to spend a lot of time, or effort, or money on a costume, because that would take away from the time, effort, and money spent watching college football on Saturday (or our DMV Game of the Week). With that in mind, here are five simple, D.C. sports-inspired costumes you can probably put together with things already sitting in your closet. You’re welcome. (AP Photo/Mark Tenally)

AP Photo/Mark Tenally

Washington Nationals manager Matt Williams speaks during a media availability before a baseball workout at Nationals Park, Thursday, Oct. 2, 2014, in Washington. It was announced that Stephen Strasburg will pitch on Friday in Game 1 of the NL Division Series against the San Francisco Giants. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon) — **Matt Williams** Requirements: Shaved/bald head, Nats hat, red windbreaker Every time someone asks you a question, simply respond with “He’s our closer,” or “We just have to go out and find a way to win tomorrow.” Keep repeating these answers to any question until you are asked to leave. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Kirk Cousins Requirements: Cousins’ T-shirt or jersey. Can improvise with an old Rex Grossman or Mark Brunell jersey. Be ready to shout “You like that!” at any conceivable moment, at least until next year when you are replaced by a better shouter. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)