WASHINGTON — Chevrolet has been around since 1911. Maybe the car brand was feeling old.
That might explain why it sent out a news release full of emojis. It’s totally unclear what this thing even says or why it was put out this way. But if you glance through it, you see scores of happy faces, hearts, cars and sports paraphernalia. Apparently, it’s about the 2016 Chevy Cruze, but even that’s unclear.
Do you know what this release says? Because, yeah, we’re stumped.