Fruitcakes vs. WTOP (Video)

WASHINGTON — WTOP has many hard and fast traditions: journalistic integrity, a commitment to our listeners and readers, destroying Christmas baked goods.

WTOP’s Brennan Haselton has destroyed fruitcakes in a number of ways. Let’s take a walk down memory lane. Fruitcakes have lost against:

  • A table saw
  • A drill press (like a hot knife through butter)
  • A bench grinder
  • Gravity
  • A snow plow.
  • An assault rifle.

The list goes on. Watch this video from 2010 below.

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