But have you ever shaved with the food fit for the gods? No?
Well J&D’s Foods, of Seattle, would like to introduce you to bacon shaving cream.
For just $14.99 a jar, you can can enjoy this heat-activated cream complete with essential oils for a high-performance, velvet-smooth experience.
But don’t delay, the food producer has made just 2,500 jars of the “highest quality meat-scented shaving cream on the market today.”
“Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It truly is the smell of victory (and breakfast). With just one use of Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion,” the company wrote in a news release Wednesday.
The advanced “aromatic technology” used in the cream ensures that the eau de cured pork fat will lasts for hours. But users are cautioned to “prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.”
To spread the joy of bacon, try the bacon aroma collection, which comes with the shaving cream along with bacon-scented roses and stickers.
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