WASHINGTON - Want to carry around the sweet smell of bacon wherever you go, but find frying pans cumbersome?
Well, put away that spatula because bacon deodorant has arrived.
"Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on earth," the J&D website says.
"And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It's like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility."
But, there is a warning: Don't wear this powerful product in the woods unless you have a firearm available.
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