I am in Canada and would like to help @justinbieber with his life problems and scrawniness.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 20, 2014Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome pic.twitter.com/hN1WiE7qDG
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 21, 2013I have trained turtles, goats, and dogs I can train the media @barackobama #yeswecanseco
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 30, 2014al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 24, 2011I wonder what it would be like if I even visited Iran with my fiancé ? Do they have baseball there ? lol
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 25, 2014Ancient piranhas had a bite force of 50 pounds their body weight. a world record. they are also a aphrodisiac in soup.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 7, 2014I actually died over night and came back to life now I am a vampire and you are my apprentice
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 24, 2012Mark McGuire I know you're mad at me, but believe me.... No one is more mad at me than myself for writing that book.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 24, 2014Thanks Toronto for a great #yeswecanseco Day 1. Got some good news on the citizen thing hope to announce in a few days. More tomorrow. Hugs
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 5, 2013
