C) A Florida driver who ran from the cops into an alligator's mouth. Police pulled over the 20-year-old man because he was weaving on the road. When he ran behind a water treatment plant he ran into the gator. The alligator bit him but he's okay, and was arrested at the hospital.
May 27, 2013
A) Nationals relief pitcher Ryan Mattheus for breaking his hand hitting a locker following a bad outing last week, forcing him to miss up to two months.
B) A man who wears thong underwear and a cape while riding his scooter through Wisconsin's capital city. It may be a strange sight, but police say he isn't breaking any laws.
C) Organizers of Kanye West's video premiere last night in Baltimore. The city shut down the event and canceled the premiere of the video because the organizers forgot to get permits.
May 20, 2013
A) An Iranian man who robbed a bank after a fake sorcerer told him he was invisible. The man went into a bank and started snatching money from people's hands. The customers ganged up on him until the police arrived. He was arrested.
B) A Kentucky man who had a feast inside a grocery store. The 30-year-old ate 6 steaks, shrimp, and birthday cake. Then, washed it all down with some beer. He was found in the ceiling of the store the next day.
C) An Oregon man who tried to escape police by swimming across the Columbia River. The 20-year-old took cops on a car chase before crashing the car near the river. He got tired after trying to backstroke across the river, and asked police to save him. He was charged with vehicle theft and other charges.
May 13, 2013
A) A California woman who quit smoking by slapping a cop. She figured it would be easier to stop smoking if she was somewhere she just couldn't smoke, like jail. She landed in the slammer for 63 days.
B) A Michigan woman who was arrested for stalking herself. The 52-year-old sent threatening messages to herself from a fake Facebook account for a year. Then, called police to say her ex-boyfriend's new girl was after her. Police figured out it was her and charged her with filing a false report.
C) An Illinois woman who got a DUI while celebrating the end of another DUI. The 58-year-old had just gotten her license back and was pulled over for speeding. Her blood alcohol level turned out to be nearly twice the legal limit.
May 6, 2013
A) Two Georgia men who fell through the ceiling while peeping into a women's bathroom. They're being charged with being Peeping Toms and damage to property.
B) A New Hampshire man who lost 26 hundred bucks on a carnival game. The 30-year- old was trying to toss balls into a basket. The balls kept bouncing out, but he kept playing. The carnival assistant gave the guy back 600 dollars and a giant banana when he complained. Now police are investigating whether the game was rigged.
C) A Georgia woman who stole a bible from a bookstore. The 23-year-old tried to walk out of a Barnes and Noble with the book, but got caught. She was arrested and had to put up over a thousand dollar for bail.
April 29, 2013
A) A Nevada man who drove his car through a church after the pastor wouldn't speak to him. The 51-year-old drove through an entrance and down a hallway. He's being charged with burglary and destruction of property.
B) A Kansas man who called for police protection from the prostitute he couldn't pay. He had confessed he couldn't pay the four hundred dollars he owed her after spending two hours with her. He called police and was charged with patronizing a prostitute.
C) A man from India who sold his newborn grandson. The man was reportedly unhappy that his daughter had gotten a divorce and he wanted to arrange a new marriage for her. He thought it would be easier if she didn't have a child from her first husband. The baby had been sold on FACEBOOK before the scheme was uncovered. The child was reunited with his mother. All involved in the sale have been arrested.
April 22, 2013
A) A New Jersey man who tried to steal a car, but couldn't drive it! The 18-year- old held up the owner of a Porsche at gunpoint, then tried to drive away. But he couldn't drive a stick-shift. Police got him as he ran away.