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C) A woman who smuggled cocaine in her breast implants. She traveled from Spain to Columbia hiding more than two pounds of drugs in her chest. The woman was taken to the hospital where the drugs were removed.

Winner: C

December 10, 2012

A) A Maryland robber who nabbed $60, but left his cell phone. The man dropped the phone while climbing out of a window. The phone had pictures of things stolen from other homes in the area. He's being charged with multiple counts of burglary.

B) A Nebraska teen who posted her bank heist on YouTube. The 19-year-old shot an 8 minute video copping to her crime, and then fanned herself with the stolen stacks.

C) A Maryland man who took a nap on someone else's couch. The 36-year-old broke into the home, and slept on the sofa. The owner found him and called the police. He's being charged with fourth-degree burglary.

Winner: B

December 3, 2012

A) A Nevada man who ditched a gun used in a robbery in a deep fryer. The 44-year- old tried to rob two men at a Las Vegas restaurant. After he dropped his gun in the eatery's deep fryer, it sent off a gunshot, bringing in police. The man is charged with attempted robbery.

B) A California man who was caught on camera breaking into a home, then left behind his getaway car. The owner chased the 25 year old from the house and hit him in the head with a garden hoe. When the thief woke up, he stumbled off, leaving his car in front of the home.

C) Another California man who tried to track his FedEx package of drugs. Police say he tried to ship boxes of meth and cocaine to the Philippines, but the packages were picked up by customs. The man was arrested when he called FedEx to see why his packages hadn't arrived overseas. He faces several drug charges.

Winner: C

November 26, 2012

A) A Florida woman who was arrested for joy-riding a manatee. A picture of the 53 year old riding the endangered animal popped up online over the summer. She turned herself in when she saw the photo. She's charged with a second-degree misdemeanor for bothering a manatee.

B) A London man who climbed a statue by the prime minister's house in his birthday suit. The man went up and down the piece a few times, even balancing on the head at one point. Police eventually got him down.

C) A Connecticut real estate agent who was taking down the competition by snagging opponents' lawn signs. The 54 year old stole more than 6 posts from area homes. He is being charged with larceny and criminal trespassing.

Winner: B

November 19, 2012

A) An Ohio man who needed just one more joint. A judge gave the 19-year-old the chance to avoid prison if he gave up marijuana. He said he'd try, but he asked to smoke one last time. Needless to say, the deal went up in smoke.

B) A Virginia man who tried to rob a bank, and was very patient in the process. The 43-year-old handed an employee a note asking for money, then took a seat. Police arrested the unarmed suspect. He's being charged with attempted robbery.

C) A New York man who asked about where he could get a forklift to steal a truckload of iPad Minis. He talked about the shipment of Minis and the forklift with coworkers before he helped steal almost two million dollars worth of tablets. He was tracked down by the FBI.

Winner: A

November 12, 2012

A) A DC man who broke into a home wearing an ankle bracelet. The 18-year-old entered the home of an elderly woman, beat her up and stole her computer. The G- P-S bracelet placed him at the scene of the crime. The woman is okay, except for some bumps and bruises.

B) An Ohio woman who got caught driving past a stopped school bus on the sidewalk. The 32-year-old was video taped by the bus driver. A judge ordered her to wear a sign that says "only an idiot would drive on the sidewalk to avoid the school bus" as part of her punishment.

C) A Delaware bank robber who made a getaway before running out of gas. The crook's empty car was spotted on the side of the road by state troopers. They arrested him when he came back carrying a can of gas.

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